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Post by Songlian on Apr 2, 2014 12:06:51 GMT
...lemons?
I add hot water in the morning - great for metabolism kick!
Now I get to ask the person below me a similar question. And so on.
If life gives you a talking parrot.
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Post by deina on Apr 2, 2014 12:46:13 GMT
... teach it to answer your phone. If life gives you a terrible singing voice...
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Post by Songlian on Apr 2, 2014 14:07:50 GMT
...sing anyway! Music = joy, and you'll make at least one person happy: yourself.
If life gives you a GPS system that's always pointing you home no matter what destination you chose...
(this is actually a true story!)
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Post by Magpie on Apr 3, 2014 22:36:08 GMT
...Make sure you're taking a plane on vacation! XD
When swimming in shark-infested waters....
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Post by Songlian on Apr 4, 2014 8:17:08 GMT
Bring your worst enemy with you!
If life gives you a broken bike...
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Post by deina on Apr 4, 2014 20:22:50 GMT
Sell it to an enthusiast and buy a scooter instead! If life gives you a constantly cheating boyfriend...
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Post by Songlian on Apr 5, 2014 7:46:37 GMT
Use him as a professional escort and keep the money!
If life gives you a very boring video game?
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Post by notabarbiegirl on Apr 6, 2014 23:03:21 GMT
Delete it or instal a mod
if life gives you rain
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Post by deina on Apr 7, 2014 15:34:00 GMT
Wash your face in it. If life gives you thorns...
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Post by Songlian on Apr 7, 2014 19:50:40 GMT
Add some petals. I could not resist. If life gives you the curse of always being late...
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Post by notabarbiegirl on Apr 7, 2014 21:24:03 GMT
Bring treats
if life gives you loud kids
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Post by Songlian on Apr 9, 2014 7:21:34 GMT
Crash random kids' parties with them. If life gives you a well paid but insufferable job?
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Post by deina on Apr 11, 2014 14:03:26 GMT
Save some money and find a new one:) If life gives you very nosy neighbours...
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Post by Magpie on Apr 12, 2014 14:27:08 GMT
...Be extra loud in the bedroom. That'll give em' something to talk about. If life gives you loud neighbors?...XD
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Post by notabarbiegirl on Apr 14, 2014 5:42:17 GMT
Play classical or gospel music Loud early on Saturday morning while cleaning house.
if life gives you a great spouse
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